2. I put someone in timeout. Then forgot they were in timeout. Then had to figure out where they were. And why It was just so quiet. And peaceful. And act like I remembered they were there when I found them. And hadn't been forgotten.
3. I can make my dog drool buckets by simply saying the word "hungry". It is gross.
4. The inability to to match clothing is a genetic disorder. I wish I had a pic of the little boys on Sunday. Oh, it was red on green and not in a pretty "Christmasy" kind of way and the other brother was 2 shades of not even close to matching green. Luckily, it wasn't the week for plaid on plaid. We've gone to church like that. True story. Ask Agent P - he'll tell you they both had blue in them, so they MUST match!
5. The person who invented smelly markers should have put more thought into how that would go down.... At least they are washable. Mostly. But still.
6. Chips and salsa should be a food group of its own.
7. I hide things I don't want to share. For instance, the caramel popcorn/cheese popcorn mix. I know it sounds like an odd combination to have in the same bag, but trust me when I say EVERYONE HERE LOVES IT. So...I'm forced to hide the bag. It's not hard really. No one here will search for A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. that is not in front of them screaming "grab ME".
8. I take my kids to Cost-co during the week when I know they will have all the snacks out. Don't judge. You do it too.
9. You should never wait until the end of the day to clean up the kitchen because people might randomly stop by. Not that this has happened to me or anything. Twice. I was saving the breakfast dishes and just loading them all up at lunch. Until this week. Think I will be better or rumors might be started.
Pretty sure letting the dishes pile up would be a regular occurrence if I was in your shoes with 4 kids. Just sayin! Detachable hands and arms on lego's? Remind me not to invest in those!!
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