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Showing posts with label mothers day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mothers day. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

What is he trying to say??

This year for Mother's Day my husband got me:
  • Body wash called "Energy"...the bottle states it will 'Boost your energy...uplifts to relieve tension...stimulates the soul and sharpens the senses.'
  • Body lotion called "Stress Relief"...it says it will help me 'Think clearly...clears the mind to improve concentration...uplifting and helps the mind to focus.'
Why these 2 particular products???

Because I need help in the morning with my energy level?

I am actually more of a morning person than a person who can stay up all night. It's possible that I start yawning at 9pm tho (ok, it might be earlier than that, but that's what I'm admitting to). I do drag myself to the shower in the morning,  but with only 1 or 2 grumbles.

Perhaps he got them because last week I stepped in a puddle of pee that Mini P tried to blame on someone else. Or that Mini P had a worse accident in her undies and I stuck my thumb in it when trying to get them off.

Maybe it was that I had to deal with the septic company - and what was supposed to be a simple maintenance call turned into a 2 day ordeal.

Or could it be that he thinks that I am a 'stressed out lethargic space cadet' that needs some energy and focus?

Pretty sure he would just say that the lady at the store told him to buy these :- )

Thanks babe, either way, they are yummy!